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In the series finale, we will find out that everything that took place was all in the head of a mental patient.

No, not our beloved Hurley. A bald guy wearing a bathrobe and slippers, who goes by the name of “Dave”.

In Dave’s flashback, we will find out that “Dave” is a name that the patient gave to himself. His true given name was JACK. You see, Jack used to be a normal bald guy who enjoyed wrapping his head around a popular television series and developing crackpot theories which he shared in a fan podcast.

However, his podcast became more popular than he anticipated, and the effect on Jack was tragic. His ego expanded so rapidly, that his psyche created a new personality to try to balance things out. He gave this new personality the name “Dave”, because that is the name that kept coming up for the “coolest” listeners of his podcast.

Eventually, the “Handsome Jack” part of his brain shorted out, and the “Dave” personality was all that was left. His subconcious tried to cope with this by creating a fantasy world in which he controlled all of the characters of his favorite television show. Eventually, he imagined himself interacting with the characters of the show, and trying to convince them that “THEY” were imagining the whole thing.

The saddest part of this tale, is that “Dave” constantly tried to pick up on SuperKate, but she shot him down every time. Even in his own twisted fantasy world, Dave/Jack could not obtain the thing he wanted most.

The final scene of the season finale shows Dave/Jack shaving his bald head in the bathroom while he recites the lyrics to “Zeke the friendly seabilly”. I encourage you to turn on your t.v.’s captions for this scene, however, because he’s hard to understand with all of that peanut butter in his mouth.

Oh by the way, don’t read anything above this line if you don’t want to be spoiled.

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